Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– Robert Tew (via expiry)
Seriously though, if you want to be my friend all you have to do is message me saying “Hi we’re friends now ok” and I’ll just be like “ok, hi friend” and BAM our friendship has been made.
reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
updates on my love life:
me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row